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Title Down boy! [electronic resource] : a girl's guide to housebreaking a man / Lisa Hamilton.
Author Hamilton, Lisa.
Publication Info. Kansas City, Mo. : Andrews McNeel Pub., 2004.
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Description 1 online resource (ix, 176 pages) : illustrations.
Summary Down, Boy! is a tongue-in-cheek guide to breaking in a new boyfriend. It's a comprehensive manual that covers the finer points of finding a boyfriend (for example, the "rescue" from an entirely inappropriate woman); the major boyfriend groups and breeds (sporting, hound, working, terrier, toy); how to identify them and choose the one that best fits your needs and lifestyle; and guidelines for first dates and bonding with a new boyfriend. Also explored in depth are the types of training: behavior (Pavlovian and Skinnerian), obedience, and activity; rewards and punishments; establishing communication, including basic commands as well as nonverbal cues; exercise, feeding, and grooming of the boyfriend; and determining when he's ready to go "off-leash," with tips for taking him out. Down, Boy! is funny, hip, and content-rich. Enhanced with quizzes, charts, FAQs, and (fictitious) advice from Elizabeth Taylor (the only woman known to have married a man from each breed), it's a lively read and even includes some solid, practical advice for starting and maintaining a romantic relationship. Give Down, Boy! prominent space in your humor, self-help, or relationship section, and it's sure to attract attention.
Subject Men -- Humor.
Dogs -- Humor.
Man-woman relationships -- Humor.
Mate selection -- Humor.
HUMOR / Topic / Relationships
Genre Electronic books.
Subject ocls new year dating ebooks
Added Author Freading.
Added Title Girl's guide to housebreaking a man
Related To Print version: Hamilton, Lisa. Down boy! 0740741845 (DLC) 2003112913 (OCoLC)56202887
ISBN 9781449450038 (electronic bk.)
1449450032 (electronic bk.)
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