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Title Amateur hour : motherhood in essays and swear words / Kimberly Harrington.
Author Harrington, Kimberly, author.
Publication Info. New York : Harper Perennial, [2018]
©2018
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Edition First edition.
Description x, 308 pages ; 21 cm
text txt rdacontent
unmediated n rdamedia
volume nc rdacarrier
Contents First. I don't want to be dying in order to tell you these things --Jobs. Fuck. This. List. -- Job description for the dumbest job ever -- The Super Bowl of interruptions -- I am the one woman who has it all -- Undone -- Dear stay-at-home moms and working moms, you're both right --Time-out. Just what I wanted, a whole twenty-four hours of recognition once a year -- "If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy": revised and expanded --Vows. Tiny losses -- If you love your grandparents, go visit them -- Let's have the wedding later -- It's complicated --Time-out. Your cute wedding hashtags twenty years later -- Kids, it's time you know the truth--your mother is a real piece of work --Showdowns. Overshare -- Thank you for including me on this meal train but unfortunately I'm a horrible person -- Your participation trophies are bullshit -- September 17, 2010: the day I turned the car around -- The ghosts of Halloweens past --Time-out. Radiohead song or accurate description of my parenting? -- Are you sure there isn't something else I can do before the end of the school year? --Schools. The walls that define us -- Pro/con: caving to PTO bake sale pressure -- The punching season -- Please don't get murdered at school today -- I don't care if you go to college --Time-out.What do yo think of my son's senior picture that was shot by Annie Leibovitz? -- Anne-Marie Slaughter is my safety word --Bodies. Who does that? -- If you can touch it -- As young as we'll ever be -- Hot-ass chicks -- Ashes to ashes --Time-out. Fifty-one things you should never say to a mother ever -- Is there a parenting expert on this plane? --Freedoms. Do you have faith in me? -- Thirteen with dudes -- Just because you can, doesn't mean you should --Last. -- You are all the joy -- When I die.
Summary "Welcome to essayist Kimberly Harrington's poetic and funny world of motherhood, womanhood, and humanhood--not necessarily in that order. It's a place of loud parenting, fierce loving, too much social media, and occasional inner monologues where timeless debates are resolved such as Pro/Con: Caving to PTO Bake Sale Pressure ("PRO: Skim the crappiest brownies for myself. CON: They're really crappy."). With accessibility and wit, she captures the emotions around parenthood in artful and earnest ways, highlighting this time in the middle--midlife, the middle years of childhood, and how women are stuck in the middle of so much. It's a place of elation, exhaustion, and time whipping past at warp speed. Finally, it's a quiet space to consider the girl you were, the mother you are, and the woman you are always becoming."--Page [4] of cover.
Subject Harrington, Kimberly.
Motherhood -- Anecdotes.
Mothers -- Anecdotes.
Motherhood -- Humor.
Mothers -- Humor.
Genre Anecdotes.
Essays.
Humor.
Nonfiction.
ISBN 9780062838742 (paperback) : $15.99
0062838741 (paperback)
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