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Title Screw everyone : sleeping my way to monogamy / Ophira Eisenberg.
Author Eisenberg, Ophira, 1972-
Publication Info. Berkeley, California : Seal Press : Distributed by Publishers Group West, c2013.
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 Orlando Public Library (Downtown) - Third Floor  B EISENBERG    Check Shelves
Description 286 pages ; 21 cm.
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Contents How to be a weed -- Expand your horizons -- Nasty, brutish, and slutty -- Tommy can you hear me? -- The whore of Fraser Island -- Hex an ex -- The trouble with fieldwork -- Unsend -- Legally blind -- The nice fetish -- Rent a wreck -- Screw no one -- Goodnight Charlie -- Endless lasagna -- Turn around bright eyes -- The last comedienne -- Vanilla mistress -- Know when to fold 'em -- Unbridled.
Summary The stand-up comedian describes her fear of commitment and long-term relationships, recounting her humorous dating experiences and her meeting with her future husband, who changes her mind about marriage.
Subject Eisenberg, Ophira, 1972-
Comedians -- United States -- Biography.
Conduct of life -- Humor.
Sex -- Humor.
ISBN 1580054390 : $16.00
9781580054393